超雷的中式英文

某中学考试给学生出了一些翻译题,结果好多中式英文强人的翻译水平显得“惊世骇俗”:
1、小强:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小强:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小强:I am sorry five!

2、We are brother two, who and who?
咱哥俩谁跟谁啊?

3、WATCH SISTER
表妹

4、know is know ,no know is no know
知之为知之,不知为不知

5、you me you me
彼此彼此

6、I really don know say what good
我真不知道说什么好

7、one car come ,one car go ,two car peng peng,people die
对撞车祸现场描述

8、麻婆豆腐
Freckle face is covered with other peoples wives do tofu(长雀斑的他人妻子做的豆腐)

9、go past no mistake past
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